Snow Booger – Those chunks of dirty snow that hang from your car right behind your tires. Left untouched, these snow boogers can get so big that they nearly touch the pavement. There are very few things in life as satisfying as kicking one of these and having it perfectly release, leaving no dirty snow residue behind. However, it’s critical to consider the ambient air temperature as well as your footwear before kicking off a snow booger. Failure to do so can result in one or more broken toes.
Spit – Windshield wiper fluid. Serious Minnesotans have the stuff that stays liquid even in -20 degree weather. The purple stuff is the best.
Arctic Polar Vortex – The mass of cold air that usually hangs out in far northern Canada. When it dips down into our neck of the woods temperatures plummet well below 0, allowing kids to try fun tricks like the banana hammer and the boiling water toss.
The Boiling Water Toss, courtesy of coolantarctica.com
Zero Degrees Farenheit – A true Minnesotan can tell when temperatures are 0 or below using one of two methods:
- The nose hair test: Nosehair freezes at about 0. This can be a frightening experience for first-time visitors
- The snow crunch test: The snow under foot gets a crunchy feel and sound at 0 degrees
Wiper Flick – When wipers get ice chunks stuck to them we lift the wiper and release it thereby letting it slap against the windshield, hopefully removing at least some of those pesky ice chunks. We know we’re not supposed to do this, but simply cannot help ourselves. A variation of this move is the Driving Wiper Flick, in which we reach our hand out the car window and perform the Wiper Flick while the car is in motion.